11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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