is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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