I want to walk on stilts...naked
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
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I won't be sarcastic... just naked
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
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well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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