Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I love having hate sex.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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