Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
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I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
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I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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