Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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