It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
should my penis look like a turkey
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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