she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
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just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
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Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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