paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
oh
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
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you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
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Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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