i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
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Are my feet made of real feet?
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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