And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
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He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
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Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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