he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
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Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
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She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
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