Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Holy shit dude........stairs
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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