I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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