My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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