did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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