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its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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