I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I think my fart just growled at me.
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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