Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
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