Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
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Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
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He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
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ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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