I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Everyone is drunk but me. Fantastic. Everyone is hooking up but me. Awkward.
I had a pitcher of margaritas. Now I'm in a laundry room being a 5th wheel and crying. I made myself a bed out of a pool floatie. I win.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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