Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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