When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
birth control should be required to get into college
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Randomize
