Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
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Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
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My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
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