Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
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hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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