Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
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You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
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I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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