so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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