Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
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There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
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He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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