Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Randomize
