so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
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I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
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She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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