But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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