Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
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