Heybabeimwearingurpanties
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I think weed is turning my hair brown
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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