I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
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It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
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a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
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