Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
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