...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
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