So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
Randomize
