And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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