She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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