I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
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Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
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That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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