How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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