he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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