wanna go halves on a baby?
are you so shy because you have an std?
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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