Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
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He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
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Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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