i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
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Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
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Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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