Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Actions speak louder than pants.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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