Can Purell be used as lube?
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
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nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
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nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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