I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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