I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
should my penis look like a turkey
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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