Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
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Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
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Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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