Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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