yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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