If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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