ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
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Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
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Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
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