I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
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He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
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So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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