Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
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hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
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You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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