sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
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She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
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This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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